Gopher Shit is used to describe a nasty little man, or woman. They tend to be brownish, and small. Just like Gopher Shit. A person who is described as a piece of "Gopher Shit" is usually untrustworthy, dark, weak, and senile. The piece of Gopher Shit is also false, and filthy, The piece of Gopher Shit is also untrustworthy and undependable, it should be discarded.
Mark looks is a piece of Gopher Shit
Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit
Juan looks like Gopher Shit
Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit
Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.
Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.
She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)
Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)
Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!
The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.
Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”
a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.
Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.
An almost extinct animal by means of not having adapted by evolution to become webfooted
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When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.
Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.
A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.
I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"