Wan-timer

A shot with a ball, or puck, without stopping the ball. Usually in soccer or hockey.

He gets the pass... oh and its a WAN-TIMER! gooooaaaal! goooooaaaal!
The Wan-timer... its a fake!

pot-timers

A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers

"Oh i forgot what i was going to say" lol, "pot-timers"