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1. The act of masturbating while simultaneously being choked and undergoing a colonic irrigation. A high-stakes combination of pleasure, breathlessness, and intense bodily release. Not for the faint of heart, the hydrated, or the vanilla.
• “He said he wanted something wild, so we went full gasp and blast. Never looking at that enema kit the same way again.”
• “Choked, stroked, and hosed — it was a true gasp and blast session.”
Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.
Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.
This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.
1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry
I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.
The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.
"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."
When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way
Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend
Expressing annoyance.
Blast it all! The car won't start!
After tossing and turning most of the night, she kicked off the sheets and turned on the bedside lamp. Blast it all!