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An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.
When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".
Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.
Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.
In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!
Science class is the most annoyingly pointless core there could possibly be. Something to note about all other subjects in school such as math, english, and history is that they actually are (for the most part) beneficial in later life. Science is not. It doesn't matter if you are flipping patties like spongebob or destroying earth with laser sharks. You don't need to know what homologous means or heterozygous or learn how to make a punnett square. You simply don't
Man I have Science Class this year I can't wait to learn all about a completely pointless subject even though I most likely will just be a minimum wage slave!
Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done
“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
“Chaos, pure chaos.”
Doing donuts in a car
I’m doing a spin class in my 350z later.
Overly bourgeois teenagers who study art as an outlet for their tortured soul due to never having to go without. Or people that believe that still voting Liberal Democrat is a viable option.
For example "The sour middle class are so depressed because they have everything they need, self harming over their 1st world problems!"