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a cry for help

*makes any noise*
that was a cry for help.
and it was mine.

oh that idiot made a noise like a duck it was a cry for help

by name1001 February 18, 2020


g help

something that a girl named paige needs

this girl needs g help”-frank, “she really does”- joe

by someone that is a someone January 02, 2022


Send Help

What you write on a whiteboard and stick by the window when trapped in a Spanish lesson, in the hope of gaining the attention of the public.

SEND HELP! We've been kidnapped by the government!

by gamer_124 November 30, 2018


help me

just do it

help me now

by alpha50 June 16, 2020


Help Computer

A phrase said when a robot-computer-android man needs assistance.

I don't know much about computers other than the one I got in my house and my mom put a couple games on it...
*Computer garble*

by Gamblor October 23, 2004


self helpful

a condition of somebody that reads a lot of self help books and thinks they can solve every problem in life, often recommending these books to their friends instead of actually listening and giving genuine consolation

"I'm so bummed-out caus i just broke up with my boyfriend"

"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."

...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008


Help Wanted

Cruising the street for prostitutes

George and I totally went and put out some help wanted.

I will have to join you next time.

by Computer class bandit October 14, 2005