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Internet

The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.

The internet is more powerful than any human in existence

The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence

It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)

It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it

meh maybe the internet wont implode

by NobodyLikesPaul May 02, 2010


internet

The greatest waste of time ever devised by man.

I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . .

*checks clock*

DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?

by Killing Kittens May 05, 2006


internets

Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"

Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!

by Sam Burns July 09, 2006


internet

A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!

by BigD December 09, 2002


internet

magic place in virtuality where we can meet outside the boundaries of normal life.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003


Internet

What was, is and shall ever be. And probably something else too.

I saw it on the internet

by 4657745567 December 09, 2006


Internet

a place where 2930 pound 13 year old girls can pretend to be a slim 100 pound 18 year old with doudble D breast.

by 60kaerfsmis August 28, 2003