Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)

When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.

person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”

lack of booty makes you moody

When you don't have a big butt and you get mad over it

"You're annoying!!"
"Well, lack of booty makes you moody"
"Shutup"

what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks

discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.

"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."

"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."

Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

Lack of acedamic sources

RIMA IS stupid

No offence

Karl:Rima has a lack of academic sources

Rima: i dont have a

lack of acedamic sources

Lack of my ethos

Yep! You nailed it! Poverty is the result of lack of YOUR ethos and not the hoarding of competence. EVERYONE IS MORE LIKELY TO BE POOR JORDAN. Poor is a relative term. Who is likely to be poor? Everyone. In comparison to who? The guy shooting their money into space. The guy doing coke after his concert and slutting out 10's of thousands of women apparently. Yeah, it was the money that was making Russel's life miserable. I'm sure Amber is loving life right now with a cocaine addiction and no money. She's much happier without it. Without a doubt! And Motely Crue sucks. You know how many people would not be rich if the broader population shared my music or entertainment palette? Only Rick Ruben and Dan Harmon would have any money. Them and some Japanese writers and musicians. Wouldn't buy a tesla. Only GameStop would stay in business. Gamestop and the closest grocery store to my house. The list goes on.

Hym "Of course it's just 'lack of my ethos'! You're an ethos salesman (After all)! It's your UNIDIMENSIONAL solution to everything! And you're right! I did your book and now I'm sitting on millions of dollars worth of un-cashed checks! Hurray Ryūsui Gansai-ken!"

lack toes intolerant

anyone whose lactose intolerant

her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant