Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

climax and relax

When you invite a girl over to have sex and hang out. Similar to Netflix and chill, but Climax and Relax doesn't include watching Netflix.

Chad: "Man I heard she went over to his place to climax and relax."
Bryant: "So they just hung out and had sex?"
Chad: "yup."

Instant Relax

Weed

Jacob: Aye ma man, do you have Instant Relax?

Hulu & Relax

A very similar description to Netflix and chill, Hulu and relax invlolves fucking rough with Hulu in the background.

Hey Danny, wanna come over for some Hulu & Relax? 💦

Hulu & Relax

Hulu & Relax is another term for Netflix and Chill, but even more hardcore. The male decimates the females bunghole and proceeds to shove large objects up his.

Hey bitch, how much for 3 hours of Hulu & Relax

Ferocious Relaxation

When you rub one out so vigorously, you can’t string thoughts together into words for a few minutes. Also known as vigorous self love.

I need some ferocious relaxation to forget today.

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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.