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the act of being followed by someone.
turtle followed them to chipotle during lunch today.
ahh man i just got turtled
Verb: the act of fist pounding someone and continuing to duck your fist underneath his. While performing the act you would say turtle as your hand is going below. Causing the person on the receiving end to appear stupid.
"Oh dude way to go" (offer fist pound and continue with turtle motion) "oh shit, I got you with the turtle bitch"
A game that partners play in bed. They both stick their heads under the covers and one of them farts. The first one to come up for air is the loser.
Me and my bitch turtled lst night.
I lost. She had mexican forlunch.
When you have to shit and can feel the brown bread coming out of the old ass oven.
I got turtling, if i dont get to a bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my Dickies.
(n) really funny person who acts slow like a turtle in class
Tom: Wow turtle says the dumbest things, but they are so funny.
The act of taking someones backpack or bag, taking all the shit out of it, flipping it inside out, then putting the shit back in and zipping it shut.
Sam: Dude let's go on a turtling spree!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!
Short for Awkward Turtle.
To feel uncomfortable
A: I wonder what is going on through John's head
B: I dunno, I didnt know he was like that..
'John walks up'
John: Hey guys whats up
A & B: Woow, fucking turtle...