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FAKE blondes r becpming dumber b/c they keep bleaching there hair& the chmicals from the bleach sink into their brain n skull n cause problems.
So there fore the real blondes r smarter b.c they dont do it to their own hair.
so fake blblondes r better.
=p
"OMG.hahahaha. im so blonde. im so happy!!"
the most sexy type of girl, almost always has an amazing body, huge boobs, and a nice ass, but is as dumb as a rock
Guy1- Hey I really want that hot blonde over there
Guy2- Yeah but she is so dumb!!
Guy1- True but her body, boobs, and ass are perfect
Guy2- True my friend!
The type of female that minority men(Especially Black men) want to date and marry.
Looked at as easy and ditzy, or stuck up and bitchy.
Black Man: Damn I want to tap that blonde trick. *Leaves his black girlfriend for the white blonde*
Super smart and nice unlike redheads.
Did you see that blonde?
Yeah she’s the smartest person I know.
When two blondes first meet becoming best friends creating an immediate bond.
Blonde #1, "Did we just become best friends?!". Blonde 2 replies, "Yes!!! We're blonded!!"
"Can dogs take over the world? Do they have a brain? If they do, how big is it? Can they pee? OMG!" Yeah, Gaby should be a blonde <3
People with a pale cream/yellow colour, occasionly natural brunette parts, most are very dim, and will strut around like they own the place, hen in fact, they are more hated than Jewish people, african-americans, redheads. Men don't want blonde girls, because they associate them with thickness. I've never met a londe, who is nice, smart, or kind in any way. Most are spoilt, wear all pink, and will moan to their "daddies" about the nail varnish/diamond cut/top/dress/shoes etc they really wanted.
Blonde1: *Talking on cellphone* Daaaadddddyyyy! You said you'd get me the ferrari! I don't want a lambug-whatever its called!
Father: You'll have to settles for it.
Blonde1:*Hangs up and whines* Its not faiiiiirrrr!
Blonde2: I just got some new nail varnish!
Blonde1: OhMyGosh!! That is so CUTE!
*Chat for about 30 minutes about nail varnish.*
*God kills the blondes*