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To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.
Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine
The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.
Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.
A giant inconvience for everyone. When someone modifies all the files in a project and everyone has to merge. It's the commit of death (or Cod for short). Every developer knows and hates it.
Steven: "Yo man, Alex pushed a giant commit of death last night."
Michael: "Aw fuck man, i'll have to merge again after that Cod for sure."
Steven: "I had to as well, i hate this guy."
to commit arson onto an individual. phrase is usually followed by the person's preferred pronouns or names.
I am going to commit arson at ur mom
committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.
Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!
COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A
Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Commit Neck
Person 1: *Slits his wrist and hangs himself on fan
a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com
12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit