Did you hear about Dave when he was touring with that band? He nearly got kicked off the tour for having a luxury splitter with the lighting guy a local rigger in the singer's dressing room!
Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
a person who splits loads. you take a load, and then split it.
since gregory splits loads, we can safely assume he is a load splitter
When someone hits on you but you way to good for them
Wow I just splittered that dawg
The demising of a commercial property
Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.
A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.
Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...
Who knows. what even is a rail splitter. They peaked when they had Emoni and haven’t been relevant since. They gon be an easy W and they are currently the worst team in the SEC. A rail splitter is the type of team you drop 50+ on with your eyes closed.
“Yo you see the rail splitters are 0-3 this season?”