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A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.
Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.
To stink of poo, fuck your sister become a massive incest addict and love to sniff older women on the buses and your dad worked at boots. Must watch Indian gilf poo sex.
Dave: Did you hear about The Moore Method?
Steve: The Brit Method?
Dave: No, The Moore Method.
Steve: Is that the one where you stink of poo and be a complete freak?
Dave: YES!!!!! THATS THE ONE MATEEEEEE.
The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.
Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.
Evelyn: But I want to cum too.
Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.
Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?
Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)
It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.
Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.
Any outstanding result achieved that can't be explained how it occured. Close to a miraculous result.
Me: "I didn't do any work and my exam came back as a high distinction"
Friend: "How the fuck did you do that?
Me: "The Quizon Method"
"I've had sex with Charlie Sheen like a hundred times and am clean as a baby thanks to the Quizon Method"
By using the Quizon Method, Bruno Mars achieved international fame despite being a short Filipino with a bad 'fro.
I sleep around for money for crack
fuck me please, i need the cash for crack
the art of putting a condom on a guy's penis using only your mouth.
"no hanndsss baby, she knows exactly how to do it using the italian method!"