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Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
When your so obsessed with your new gun you fuck your gf with it
bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel
Presenting someone an otherwise concealed tattoo as a mating call ritual.
Jamie: "Dude, this emo girl totally tat-blasted me on the subway."
Alex: "Hell yeah, man. Did you get her number?"
Jamie: "Just coming back from her place."
The act of double fingering a lady over the age of 60, with peanut butter on one finger and jelly on the other.
Dude, i just gave your grandma a flinboppler blast.
The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.
WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??
When a person aggressively fingers their ass at maximum volume
Asher was finger blasting
when your fingers are bigger than your penis
“wow dave did you put your penis inside her?” “no man she said it was too small so I was stuck finger blasting her instead”