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when someone’s heart rate is plummeting and they are going to die without help
Coding. The act where one writes or creates code and suffers from the various bugs that pains them as well as running 2 hours of sleep on black coffee and pure spirit to finish the code.
“What’s all that screaming, also, is that dude dead?!”
“No, he’s just pretty tired after coding and dealing with bugs for the past 2 days. The screams are from him, by the way.”
When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.
Example 1*
Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.
Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.
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Example 2*
New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!
Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.
New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...
Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.
Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."
Sam's always help each other it's what they do.
Hey could you help me move this couch?
Why would I do that?
The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!
Yellow hanky codes are a system of yellow-coded fetish clothing and cosmetics for non-verbally communicating one's interests in watersports (also known as urophilia/urolagnia/undinism).
Young female urophilists, urolagnists, undinists and squirters use yellow hanky codes. They love to give you yellow hanky code signs, they turn you on with fetish wherever they can and they love to make you join the watersports scene.