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Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

by Asdf Jkl; January 04, 2011


Zombie Lab Order

A Zombie Lab Order is a Lab Order in the Message Center that will not 'go away' no matter how many times the user signs off on it. It cannot be killed.

Oh my gosh! I don't know if I followed up on this order, I think I did but it's still in my inbox. I'm so confused, it's like a Zombie Lab Order!

by EMR Nerd February 26, 2021


Dopamine zombie

Someone who scrolls through multiple apps at a time for hours a day putting off everything important and feening for every last drop of dopamine

Jessica scrolled thru tiktok everyday for 5 hours everyday for 4 months. In return frying and killing the ability to produce happiness of stuff that isn’t 20 second short videos. This would make her a dopamine zombie

by Dimes123 April 10, 2023