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Air Force Slut

Female(s) that fuck as many males in the Air Force as humanly possible.

These damn Air Force Sluts that work at Journey's in North Carolina.

by Alfie87 November 24, 2008


Delta Air Lines

Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.
A company that has been giving the employees a little BOHICA every time they turn around.
Transferring jobs to Bombay, India to get rid of well paid, well trained Americans who WTF they're doing.

Lost your bags again? Must be DELTA! Then they transferred me to fucking India!!

by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004


Tijuana Air Freshener

Farting inside of a room or small, enclosed space.

That guy ate too many bean burritos. He filled the bar with Tijuana Air Freshener. Man that dudes ass smells so bad!

by FUCK NUTT December 10, 2007


Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.

1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"

by bootthescoot November 11, 2020


Necrotic air biscuit

gas that has built up behind methamphetamine turd for quite some time then a little bit escapes and it smells foul like that of something that has just died.

I went to push out a turd but all that came out was a necrotic air biscuit boy that was foul

by Taintskin September 05, 2017


Air to Sea Missile

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.

"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."

by Eulb Ralkys February 12, 2016


Air-off the turd

When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.

Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.

What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".

by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017