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September 12 the one and only day u can kiss your boyfriend for no reason
Person 1: guess what day it is
Person 2: what?
Person 1: its September 12
Person 2: so
Person 1: i can kiss me bf for no reason td!!!
National buy your teachers candy day
Teacher: why is everyone buying me candy
Students : is September 12
National buy your teachers their favorite candy day
Why is everyone buying me candy
Students: it’s September 12
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.
<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.
a One Two Slap, 12S, is when a man cums on a persons face, then immediately pisses on the face, then finally slaps the person with his penis
Dale: “Did you hear, John? I gave Abby a 12S last night”
John: “Gross”
Never used in examples, other than that of Guy 8, he likes to chill out *alot*
Guy 12: *chillin*
Guy 8: Can you stop chilling out?
Guy 12: *chillin*
Guy 8: DUDE THE EXAMPLE IS ENDING, THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE ARE GONNA BE ABLE TO SPEAK IN THIS EXAMPLE EVER!!!!
Guy 12: *chillin*