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A school that shall train you to eat thou booty, the correct way with no hesitation. Can also be a school for pussy eating and soul snatching.
"Hey Jerry how you eat booty so good?"
Booty eating academy in your neighborhood today.
A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.
“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”
“What fucking school do you go to??”
“Hopewell Academy.”
A trash & expensive school that is mostly rich white kids who are so ignorant it genuinely gives you a headache. The male teachers are pedo’s and the rest of administration are just racist and sexist degenerates. And majority of the kids are too, and if you’re not, then you’re the stupid one. Wesleyan isn’t good at academics, and as for athletics our soccer team molests eachother. And they’re some of the most homophobic people there. They are no clubs either unless you interested in joining the KKK or whatever weird Lego club the enrichment (special ed) kids have running. And there is more worshipping trump then worshipping God.
Oh, you go to Wesleyan Christian Academy?
Yes
You’re probably dense
The worst school you will ever see in your fucking life. You cant find a room that DOESNT have a drug dealing murderer who somehow still roams about. Food is so fucking overpriced too, mate im not paying a quid for a dry bit of bread. Did I mention its in Lowestoft?
Guy 1: Ok, but wheres your child going when she's older?
Guy 2: Anywhere but Ormiston Denes Academy! Their vice principle rapes little girls!!!!
Guy 1: Goddamn right.
Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy seems good, do you go there
It's a living hell, trust me
very sus and definitely is the imposter OwO
sussy baka
sus
christian
person: aww man english class is hard in westover christian academy
11/10 school. miss lees is a cow
everyone is a carthead (Hunter Costello smokes catnip)
most people get bullied #chillibuchanforlife
Miya Mitchell is a whore
miss Meldrum will save ur life, miss Howard will try to end ur life.
miss Maitland isn't fun anymore because she started taking her job seriously
toilets are always locked because people hotbox and wreck the place
witness junior fight club as chilli Buchan gets batted by everyone (most likely Callum Stewart)
join the greatest rivelry in the world bod vs oldie (plonkers)
" i go to bridge of don academy"
i am saying this to tell you how bridge of don academy and tell you why should not go to the school
