Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's child / Great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / First-cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-grandchild.

first-cousin-thrice-removed.

Henry "Alternate" Cavill: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Henry "Alternate" Cavill: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.