testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.

Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises

test drive

an Ariana Grande song that is in the Positions deluxe album.

Did you listen to test drive by Ariana Grande its so good.

Test Drive

When your buying a certain substance ie Weed, coke etc you buy a low amount so you don’t get robbed, if you don’t like the product you don’t lose a lot of money, or if it’s boof you can walk away without much loss.. if your sketched out with a new plug you can see if he’s real on his shit or not.. ie a test drive..

You: Ayo bro lemme get an 8th I’m tryna do a test drive and see if that pack really hits
Plug:only an 8th? I gotchu but lmk how you liked that test drive I always got more ready

Taylor Test

A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.

Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?

Scarf testing

A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster

This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.