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Regular postal mail or post it note.
I had to give my aunt a message to let her know my balls were OK. I gave her an unstant message her via post that they were back to normal.
When someone splits up a message into multiple messages. (gets annoying, and is kind of like spam)
Someone:
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message walling
When a text message is stuck in one's outbox.
You think it has been sent but in reality it hasn't left your phone.
When it occurs it brings about feelings of shame, embarrassment and extreme anxiety.
Zoe: why won't he reply?? I text him ages ago!!!
Barb: check your outbox it's probs in message limbo
Zoe: oh... shit. Oh well he's still a bastard.
When you take an empty resealable plastic bottle and squeeze the air out and fill it with a stinky fart and cap it. Finally you find an unsuspecting victim and open it and squeeze out the fart in their face.
My buddy was needing a payback for his shenanigans toward me so I gave him a message in a bottle.
Definitely the best upgrade for the Chinese in Command & Conquer Generals. It increases the healing and increased fire rate of propaganda by another 25% permanently for only 500 $. Nuke Overlords + Propaganda Tower + Subliminal Messaging = Teh Ep1c W1nz0rzzz!!!!!11111111
Subliminal message upgrade is complete!
The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.
A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.
A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.
Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!