Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.
OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.
gary - "im just gonna take the joint im going for a Blob Marley"
kevin- "you cunt"
a blob job is where an over wait person preforms a sexual act such as a blow job, by using his fat folds to comfort the males balls. the over wait male/female will proceed to give a blow job while being naked. as the male ejaculates into the over wait male/females mouth.
hey man i got a blob job last nite!
really? whats it like?
it feels good i totally came into that fat hookers mouth last nite!
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Matty Giles' dangaling fondelishious chins.
"i love my blobchins" matty giles
"no-no" matty giles
shooting a load in the bitches face!!!
I shot blob bullets all over the fucking whores face.
Yeah baby
When an individual high on cannabis sits for periods of time not focusing on their surroundings, but contemplating life; acting like a 'blob'
Sorry what did you say? I just blobbed out
Did you just blob out again?
A male reproductive organ that is as wide or wider than it is long can and should be refered to as a blob cock, or the more politically correct version of it, the b.c. Can also be refered to as a bittner fat dick or b.f.d.
Hey everyone...look at Kim! He's got a blob cock, hahahahaha!
Chris is sooo lose he took Kim's b.c. in the glory hole