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A female that thinks she is a snack , but in reality she's been passed around too much to where she is wore out. Her vagina probably smells like burnt rubber. Use extreme caution.
That hoe thought she was a whole snack, turns out she just a whole lot of table scraps.
1. A person who goes from table to table stealing food.
2. A homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.
1. "Hey, what the hell is Johnson doing?" asked Paulofaggoteer as he pointed out Johnson going from table to table stealing food. "Oh, he's just being a fuckin Table Gypsy" replied Fuckaroowho
2. Dude, I just saw a Table Gypsy giving himself a towelette bath in the restroom.
Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...
One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.
“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “
The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.
"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"
a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft
John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.
"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."
While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.
I'm kind of low on cash, anyone mind if I do some table banking?