august 12 2005

Birthday of the best bad bitch.
If you are born on this day you most likely are attracted to the same sex and have an amazing best friend

Best friend: when were u born
You: August 12 2005
Best friend: HAHA GAY AND U LOVE ME

Sep 12

Sep 12 is the day of our president joon’s birthday. (Kim Namjoon)

person 1: it’s sep 12 today
person 2: OMG ITS SEP 12 YES I KNOW ITS NAMJOONS BDAY BYE I GOTTA CELEBRATE

Number 12

When you shit in your misses ear then pull it out and gouge her eyes and finger her nostrils with it. Then a pigeon fly’s down gets stuck so u grab it and tickle her feet with it whilst she shits herself , whilst that is happening 2 foxes are mating and they finish on her knees. Then you rub it in her face and she loves it

Ow rob you look happy, I am giddy,I just did a number 12 with the misses. Mad it was!!!

number 12

cock

number 12 cock (retarded phonk song plays in background)

12:23

persn hoo ses "trust me" whey too oftn
wen in fact dey shldnt b trusted
EVR

aka person who lies 2 ery1
24/7
2 manipulate,4 control
BC dats all dey crave=ctrl
aka elon m*sk
tr*mpface
evry narkisict evr

12:23 : breathes
u: wat wer dey tinking wen they take breathe???
...
answ: chaos + confusion = easier 2 ctrl ppl. 4 manipulation

July 12 2011

Go kill yourself

Hey if your birthday is july 12 2011 go kill yourself

The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.

Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED