Matt first

Meaning Matt goes first

Person 1: You know the saying Matt first? It's like saying ladies first.

First Dimension

A youtuber who used youtube from 2016 to 2017 and has still not uploaded he had 86 subs RIP DIMENSION

Bro 1# Yo did you ever watch First Dimension
Bro #2 Uh No
Bro 1# Not og enough :( He was going to beat pewdipie
Bro 2# I wish I watched him
*Sees old First Dimension Clip
Bro 2# YOOO That was SICK
Bro 1# Ikr

first co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

sir jeffardes the first

someone who is making absolute tomfoolery around the place and being very rude and silly

look at henry he is an absolute "sir jeffardes the first" oh henry

half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-cousin.
2- Half-cousin's child.

half-first-cousin-once-removed.

half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.

My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.