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When your dick is half the length of your body!
Leonardo hurt all the girls because he was hung like a turtle! Even the foxes are scared of him!
When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard
dude we missed you again last night?!
I know, i know pulled the jamaican sand turtle last night.
Awesome first the one eye panda now that???
While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.
My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.
A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".
I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.
The peeking turtle is when your eating a girls ass and when she turns around you see she had a dick.
Dude, i was eating her ass, and she had a peeking turtle.
W: Let's go have ninja turtle sex.
M: What's ninja turtle sex?
W: It's sex with a backpack on.