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Hitting a chop bowl with thc shatter or diamonds added.
man I'm fucked up after hitting the devil's diamonds
The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
Every night I'm in a different town
I'm the kind that likes to get around
Living fast I'm on the run
I take my chances 'cause I'll only die young
Live like an angel die like a devil
Got a place in hell reserved for me
Live like an angel die like a devil
Gonna burn in hell that's where I'm gonna be
I got no worries I don't care what I do
I'm gonna walk all over you
Loving hard and getting high
Hell's the place I'm gonna die
You hear me coming just get out of my way
I'm here tomorrow and I'm gone today
The path I'm heading got no easy track
I got the devil riding on my back
What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.
She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.
A tattoo or branding on your body
oh you youngins keep getting the devil's watermark on yer bodies, you keep this up and you're gonna be in hell
Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.
Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?
Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.
Giles: Nice!
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Sherry: You look tired today!
Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.
Sherry: Nice!
Practically, any substance that gives a pleasure, but is also deadly and dangerous. Therefore, it's labeled as such, trapped in dogmas, and/or under any kind of doctrine. Illegal, unsafe, unhealthy, deadly, risky, etc.
Person A: Have you ever tried some Devil's Candy?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?