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When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.
Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay
Second-cousin-eight-times-removed (2C8R).
My second-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.
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You spend too much time with the wook kids. You won’t want to be a wook but you find yourself spending more time with them then you would like to admit, and might accidentally do their K instead of coke.
Yooo are we becoming second-hand wooks?
A guy who always goes after his best buddies exes.
Guy: Kelly just broke up with me.
Guy2: Aww dude, im sorry. Watch out for Chris, he's a total Second Course Addict.
Guy: He wouldn't do that to me, Im his best bud.
Guy2: I used to be his best bud too, til he did it to me and my entire group of friends.
Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.
Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.
When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device
Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.