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Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you
Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"
That is the question you will ask everyday but get no answer till your days are done.
Why am I here? Don't ask just live My Life
My Life is scary because you never know what is coming and it’s going to be a mystery
My life. a better/cleaner version of our favorite fuck my life or fml...
Lorenzo just told me, he hates me... my life!