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algorithm

A set of steps used to solve a problem. A word primarily used in the fields of mathematics and computer science, but can be applied to almost anything.

Fred: Hey man, find a job yet?
Greg: No man, I developed an algorithm to make some mad cash!
Fred: ...
Greg: Step 1: Obtain a case of beer. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!
Greg: Can't argue with that logic. Beer me.
<Greg and Fred both crack a beer and proceed to get drunk>

by vaxt February 21, 2006


algorithm

How Al Gore gets his groove on.

Bush: How does Al Gore get his groove on?
Dick: I don't know...I thought I shot him.
Condi: The Algorithm! (gaptoothed snicker)

by Kanav March 10, 2006


Algorithms

Algorithms = The sound Al Gore's kids heard when he was boning Mrs Gore

Algorithms,Squeaky bed, Humping noises

by DDogbreath February 03, 2013


algorithm

what al gore doesn't have

man,al gore ain't got no algorithm

by pimp October 19, 2004


Galicic Algorithm

When someone tries to find an alternative way of using a program, tells everyone their fix, but doesn't realise they are incorrect. Usually ends with a heap of laughter and shit talking

Look, the old Galicic Algorithm strikes again.
Q. Why doesn't this spreadsheet work? A. Looks like "someone" has been using the Galicic Algorithm

by Dale_S May 31, 2021


Gaethje algorithm

The cultural internet phenomenon where footage of the world's most badass MMA lightweight warrior, Justin Gaethje, keeps getting recommended on a massive level.

Man, I love to watch the Diaz Brothers fight, but when I see the Gaethje algorithm pop up, it's time to watch James Vick getting obliterated.

by The Archgoat August 26, 2021


Youtube Algorithm

Term that describes the situation in which you end up viewing an old or random video (or both) recommended by Youtube; like midgets racing against a camel or two drums and a cymbal joke.

Upon entering the comment box, its usual to encounter users pointing out that youtube recommended the video to them, hence confirming the definition.

Person A: So, have you seen this dude?
Person B: Wtf, how have you found that?
Person A: Its the Youtube Algorithm

by Chrisca May 10, 2019