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To facebook a fat chick and start looking at her most recent and probably fattest pictures. Then you proceed to go back in time and view her earlier pictures. In most cases you will watch her get younger and skinnier.
Adam found a fat chick on facebook. Since fat chicks have no use at all to Adam, he decided to amuse himself at her expense by Benjamin Buttoning the bitch. Turns out the bitch was ugly even at a lower weight.
When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.
Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
Starting a relationship in reverse.
We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old
Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
The act of dating all the siblings from one family, from oldest to youngest, and eventually marrying the youngest sibling.
Dude, is Tom going to pull a Benjamin Buttons? He only has one sister left.
When a young person is shunned and rejected because of their classic interests. Music, Movies, etc. Like Benjamin Button was because of his disgusting appearance at first.
Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies
Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it
Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned
When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.
I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis