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A slang term referring to a massive "dump" taken after a successful meal. (Big-ass-log)= Blog!
"I just dropped a Blog in the can, I wouldn't go in there for a while!"
When somebody pretends to give people advice through uncredited literature and stories. Kind of like pretending to be a professional journalist, but you don't know what you're talking about.
1. I heard from a blog that the new Death Cab for Cutie CD is great.
2. I heard from a blog that nobody likes you anymore. Mainly because everybody reads Mark's blog, so it must true.
A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:
Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.
Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.
Blog it.
It's an ORBX airport.
Write a book.
n.
Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."
v. intr.
The act of posting to a weblog.
An online diary, usually used by people who want to feel important, and think other people actually read their daily garbage.
Friend: Do you have a blog?
Me: No, I am pretty happy with my life.
noun: contraction for "web log", a type of online diary
verb: to post diary or journal entries to a web log
Did you read what Michelle blogged on livejournal.com?
A recent and disturbing trend on the internet. A blog lets people easily post comments onto a webpage. While blogs have many purposes, some of which can be useful, most people seem to use blogs as a way of having an online diary. These people have such massive egos and are so narcissistic that they believe that other people would be interested in reading their pointless ramblings. Even more disturbing is the fact that many people have such boring lives that they have nothing better to do than to read these stupid online diaries. They just feed the egos of the "bloggers" and encourage them to continue posting nonsense. Hopefully, "blogging" will turn out to be just a fad that passes quickly.
tim: Hey i just set up a blog on my website.
joe: What have you written in it?
tim: Oh just some random drivel.
joe: Sounds like the typical blog.
tim: Yeah, but plenty of people will still read it, and that will make me feel special.
joe: That's sad.
tim: I know.