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Butt Monkey

One who is led astray very easily, and is gullible to the point of embarrassment.

"I have been used as bait THREE times, and I am no longer going to be anyone's butt monkey"

by Maximillion July 23, 2005


Butt Monkey

The monkey that lives inside you butthole. Many legends have been and rumors have been spread about the mysterious butt monkey and all of them are true. The butt monkey possess many powers including the ability to swing from dingleberries and smoke tons and tons of weed. He resides in everyone's butthole, but few know he's there because he only reveals himself twice a year, on St. Patrick's Day and September 23. Don't ask why he just does.

"Dude what the hell is a butt monkey?"
It's the monkey that lives in your butthole!!!!

by BigWood33 March 06, 2011


Butt monkey

A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard

You like Bose you butt monkey

by bob griffiths March 10, 2004


Butt Monkey

Monkeys that fly out of your butt after stating: "Yeah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

Hillary Clinton is a Butt Monkey.

by Gary Hendrickson September 14, 2006


butt monkey

a term appropriate when someone has upset you by being an idiot.

'Hey. You shouldn't have done that butt monkey!'
'Um, no one says 'She is called.' Butt monkey!!!'

by apologeticbuttmonkey April 24, 2008


butt monkey

Name for a male homosexual.

One who pleasures himself inserting his penis in another man's butt hole. butt monkey is also in conjunction with the noises made while engaged in anal sex.

by wmotor December 31, 2008


butt monkey

A secret clan of monkeys favoring the ass and all phornications of it.

My freind Nick Lehr was being such a butt monkey this morning.

by A FREIND February 07, 2003