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buttcracker

one who consistently shows his butt crack

I was just leaving the convenience store when I saw a gang of buttcrackers hanging out.

by MichaelMusik January 05, 2013


buttcrack

the hole in your butt where poop and diarrhea comes out.

C'mon, let's poke the buttcrack! *POOKEEEE*

by CrazyButt May 11, 2008


buttcrack

Endearing term for a homosexual who sells his body for menial goods or favors. Uses the motto "This crack's for hire, even if we're just dancing in the dark."

I told that fucka that I wasn't a buttcrack and to keep his damn chips, but he kept propositioning me.

by Houston August 06, 2003


buttcrack

crack smoked from someones ass

yo dog that was some trizzump buttcrack son!

by taz gam March 21, 2004


buttcrack

The audible noise that is made when the flaps of one's buttocks smack together from the forcible expulsion of gaseous products from one's bowels.

That wasn't my car back firing, it was my good ole buttcrack. I think that was a wet one, but it smells fragrant.

by JB2003 August 14, 2003


buttcrack coolidge

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017


Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 12, 2002