no way

impossible. I really can't imagine how that could be true.

you woke up at 10? NO WAY

ways

A term commonly used in Oakville Onatrio. acronym for What are you saying?. Is grammatically incorrect in most cases however it shortens the phrase from 5 syllables to only one.

ways tonight?

just chase and getting dusted

WAI

Acronym for Working As Intended

The software is WAI, it's not a glitch.

by the way

"oh, and On that note," or "While we're on the subject" or "since you mentioned it" or "Concerning that,"

I can not wait to see you at Thanksgiving, Karolina. By the way, will you be eating the delicious pie I make?

by the way

it's basically when you add in a last minute thought in a text usually typed btw.

example: by the way, i have a crush on you.

no way

When there is 0% chance that something has occured or will happen. Also when one is so appalled by one's statement that they have no response but the phrase itself. Often said by high intellects and geniuses.

Fucking Weinberg: Yo steve, chip in an extra $2 for the bill.
Steven: NO WAY!

way to be

Used sarcastically to mean "Good job."

way to go

Joe: I pinned my foot to the floor with this nail gun.
Jim: Way to be!