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When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.
I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!
When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick
I bet he's a good cocket launcher
To please a woman with flattery.
If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.
When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.
Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!
You rub your dick on a dead dogs head
Dude did u just play cocket willys with my dead dog
an inverted penis that can be used like a pocket
My cocket is full of crackers, you want some?