Ego

Having a high amount of self love.
Basically being an Abtin

Damn he has an ego like Abtin.
No that’s not possible Abtin has the biggest ego in the world.

Ego

A completely different personality that typical rock stars carry after the their golden years.

A then-badass rock star with a big ego would go:

"Now our style is getting old so I want to have our style to fuse with Jazz, Progressive, Speed Metal and little bit of Techno with some booming guitar and bass riffs, BECAUSE I AM SO COOL!"

Ego

Usually measured in inches.

Don't believe me? come here and measure my ego.

Ego

Baby legos. Found on the Lego Planet in a galaxy far away. Hurts when you step on them in bare feet.

"I need to go get a ego-sitter for my ego."

Ego

Expected Gratification Outcome

The process in which one overspends on a material item to make one's self feel much more worthy in relation to amount they spent. (i.e. feeding one's ego). Ego is not the actual self perception, but in fact the expected gratification one feels they deserve.

Ego

noun. the term for a dick if you translate beyonce's song, "ego". she mentions it being "too big, too wide, too strong"

"dude she sucked my ego yesterday"

"gorillas have small egos...asians too!!"

Ego

The company that makes waffles.

Leggo her ego.