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TERM FOR G-STRING PANTIES ( THEY ONLY COVER THE PUSSY).
LOOK AT HER ASS, SHE'S WEARING A WHISPERING EYE PATCH.
This is when a man has his dick in a woman's mouth and then pulls up his ball sack over one of her eyes. Easier done when she is lying down and is approached from the side of her face.
For a second there, she actually thought she went blind in one eye when she got the Greek Eye Patch.
The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye
Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation
When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
when u trick ur girl into a hand job and before u came u piont up tword her face and u get her in the eye ...then kick her in the shin as shes jumping around she covers her eye and that my friend is a pirate eye patch
Dude i gave kathleen a pirate eye patch.
When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.
"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."