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filet mignon

Treating yourself to a session of masturbation with a condom on, this way you barely have to clean up.

Once a week john treats himself to a filet mignon

by Nuchibuchi September 04, 2006


filet mignon that pussy

When you don't just eat that pussy, you savor every bite like i'ts the best piece of meat you've ever eaten.

I can't wait to filet mignon that pussy.

by Ssammay December 16, 2015


filet mignon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The man was known for performing a "filet mignon".
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.

by BAD1983 February 17, 2008


Filet Mignonitis

A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.

Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.

The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.

by Weazul March 28, 2013


Filet mignon

Raw product, the best of the best .

Sometimes used As tilapia.

Heard jonny boy had that filet mignon.
Yea but id rather go to someone that i know Wont be a creep. Truth.

by Brazo233 January 30, 2018


Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021


filet your mignon

eat pussy

i wanna filet your mignon.

by booxy August 23, 2017