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slang use for: "you've got to be kidding"
Boss: "I need that report by 10 am"
Reply: "Sir, fuck your couch"
An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)
RL: What did you do last weekend?
HB: I just hung out with xxxxx...
RL: Fuck your couch.
To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.
Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!
A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob
*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*
(the names were at random)
Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"
Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."
Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"
Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"
Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.
*WALKING DOWN THE HALL*
" Fuck your couch nigger."
"Wanna go to the 7-11"
"Fuck your couch nigger."
a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch