rather get caught with it than without it

Getting caught "with it" means that you are prepared and ready to bear arms if faced with a lethal encounter.

Cameron: Uhhh I am an idiot and I am gay and I don't stay strapped
Tom: rather get caught with it than without it
Tom: bang* bang* bang*
Me af: Lmao Cameron is dead LOL

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv