When you set yourself up to fail.
A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.
I have to go.
Why? To play multiplayer by yourself?
IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.
You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.
This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.
Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"
Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol
Got yourself exited for nothing
"Aye man there is 7 cats in that car"
*they look*
"Man you played yourself
This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.
So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.