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Poop is something the only very intelligent people understand because it gives there life meaning.
Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".
Well, who in the name of the lord would randomly look up poop in the urban dictionary? Well, if you seriously don't know what poop is, you asked for it. Poop is something that comes out of your butt a short while after you eat. Its brown and squishy. Ok, that's enough, bye.
Guy 1: Hey dude, I gotta poop
Guy 2: alright, go. But be quick!
Guy 1: ok. *goes to the bathroom to poop*
Another word for porn if you dont want people to know what youre talking about or youre not allowed to swear bwcause youre too young
I was watching some poop with the boys last night
I just found the hottest gay furry poop
Brown stuff coming from your behind when your stomachs growl
Some types of poop include:
The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly.
The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like you gotta go, so you go, but it comes out in pellets.
The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out.
The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out literally like a branch off a tree.
The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable.
The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing.
The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there.
The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but hopefully you made it to the toilet.
Man, I just took a massive poop.