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Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.
Why are your relatives crapping themselves?
A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.
a misnomer,actually meant to be someone you can relate to.
all my realtives are fucking retards ,yea i meant my inlaws
The phenomenon in which extreme environmental factors (especially speed greater than the speed of light) change our perceptions of the same objective amount of time.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for two seconds and it seems like two hours. Sit with a beautiful girl for two hours and it seems like two minutes. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.
You: What happened to all the soda?
On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?
You: Time to die.
obscure or insignificant.
'do you know jimmy fro the HR dept?' 'nope hes totally rel.'
1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate
My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?