sh**

(1) When you go in the bathroom and take a sh**
(2) Your neighbors
(3) Everything

Bob: Honey, i gotta take a sh**
Wanda: Again?
Bob: Yeah this is terrible... CUT!

SH

"So high". The abbreviation is useful when one is in public places and wants to tell their friends about their level of intoxication, but would prefer if strangers and/or authority figures did not know. Extra S's before the H indicate that one is higher than usual.

"Hey Ariel, your eyes are kind of bloodshot"
"I'm SH".

"Let's get SH and watch Across the Universe. Good party!"

SHS

Acronym for Same Hole Syndrome

A condition where one is tired of having sex with the same woman. The only known cure is to replace and repeat.

Tiger Woods was not suffering from having a Sex Addiction he was suffering from SHS.

shs

Acronym for Sitting Here Smirking, standing here smiling, etc. an alternative to lol similar to stm.

Texter 1: (says random funny shit)
Texter 2: LOL
Texter 1: who the fuck LOLs while texting?
Texter 2: oh yeah SHS

SHS

Stupid hipster shit. No one else will get what the hell your saying you elitist piece of fuck.

Friend:"Tonight, I mistook David Gordon Green for a butch-presenting lesbian..."
You:"...???"
That's SHS!

SH

Abbreviation for "Shit Happens"

*Texting*
Girl: my computer broke
Girl #2: use ur phone
Girl: I cant because Facebook always freezes
Girl #2: Well, SH I guess...

sh

same here

aimscreenname1: yo whats up?
aimscreenname2: nm jc u?
aimscreenname1: sh