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You call people a simo when they are not good to their friends and are being toxic.
Don't be friends with that guy. He's a total simo.
My friend is being a total simo. Yesterday when we were playing games he was calling me an idiot and he was telling me I can't play the game.I hate simos.
Sad I Missed Out. Past tense of FOMO
I am so SIMO about that concert, my date was such trash.
Simo Hayha is the world's greatest sniper. He was a Finnish man who served a mandatory one year in the service, after his time there, he became a farmer. However, during the Winter War, he decided to take his rifle (a Finnish variant, M/28), sit in a tree, while it was snowing and kill the Russians. The Russians got scared after hearing of the man known as the "white death", (Hayha's knickname) and they sent troops after him. Eventually, he was shot in the jaw with an exploding bullet; but he survived, he was found by another solider and he regained consciousness the day the war ended.
He was credited with 500+ kills with his rifle and another 150+ kills with a SMG. He did it all in less than 100 days.
Russian # 1: The men said to be careful in this area.
Russian # 2: Why?
Russian # 1: They said something about the "white death".
Russian # 2: The "white death", isn't that Simo Hayha?
Russian # 1: .....
Russian # 2: Sir? Sir, what happ....
Only the best sniper in history.
HIs nickname (The White Death) was given to him by those of whom he kicked ass to.
He has an outrageous 505 confirmed kills, 542 and possibly more according to a researcher in some museum.
He FOUGHT for the beautiful SUOMI and never let some commie cunt to get in his way.
He is a legend and a God.
You- Hey have you heard of Simo Häyhä?
Friend- no
You- Well you see..
-2 hours later-
You- ...which makes him the best sniper in history.
Friend- Wow he's a god
You- Indeed.
To try some off the wall tactics and end up failing to achieve your goal
You really simo-ed your attack in clan wars!
To flirt with many people simultaneously via text messages.
So, how many peeps can I simo sext without being slutty?
a wanker with a little nob and a bait boat thats better at everything than anyone else
ive got the fastest bait boat in the west thats why im simo the hero