Similar to a shart, a sloop is the action of accidentally defecating in your sleep. This generally results in a sticky poo mess in the morning.
Remember that time slanty-eyed Paul slooped? He woke up in the middle of the night covered in his own excrement. Good times.
Past tense of "sleep", similarly to "slept.
"I sloop last night"
The mixture of semen and 💩 poop.
You will be introduced to sloop during a felching. Randy and Billy dedicated their whole morning making sloop for the fall felching festival.
the odd facial retardation that varies in severity amongst approximately 25% of the gay male population.
"wow, jared is so homosexual"
"how do you know?"
"did you notice his sloop face?"
1:n. Sperm that pours out of the anus of a woman. Often after intense anal sex or rage-filled sex that involves a penis that is seventeen inches or longer. Often it is the consistency of toothpaste and a brown-gray color.
2:Slang refers to people who play more than five hours of video games daily
Man A: Yo I made some sloop yesterday with a whore.
Man B: Oh well I beat three of the fifteen video games I bought...
Man A: Fuck that shit man you're such a sloop bitch!