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Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.
Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!
Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!
(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirst™, or Powerthirst™ Rocket Edition.
But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!
The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.
The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans
"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"
1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.
Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"
KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"
Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.
The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch
That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.
average high school boy: if she breathe, she a thot
cooper springsteen: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS