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Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.
During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.
It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.
I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.
when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate
"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"
Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.
Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.
An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.
I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.
Same meaning as choke a darkie, ie to crap/shit/defecate. The word "darkie" relates to the usual colour of poop.
I was just about to leave the house when i had a sudden urge to strangle a darkie, so i had to use the bathroom before i went out.
What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!
Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!
D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
A form of male masturbation in which the thumb meets the base of the penis.
Man, my arm is sore from doing the upsidedown strangle all night!